As Wellygeddon looms ever closer I find myself in a state of a surreal despair... 99% of which is induced by the utter failure of this years cosplay... the other 1% from University. I'll be straight up, the soul cause of its failure is my absolute laziness, not only in the sheer procrastination of starting the damn thing but also in bothering to do a decent job on it. Simply enough; I started the costume in a completely unorthodox way, continued on an unorthodox path and wound up with a garment. Garment is... basically the only way to describe the outcome of this little endeavor for I cannot wear it, nor can I show it.

Originally I had planned to go this year as Harley Quinn, however seeing as I cannot wriggle my ass into the outfit I have managed to manufacture (Either I didn't bother getting the right measurements or I grew extensively in the last two weeks), this has become near impossible to sort out in under a week with several University assignments on the side. So, as a cop-out I'm in the middle of rounding up something that slightly resembles an Ame-Warashi outfit (xxxHolic) out of a dress from my goth days, an umbrella from my goth days and a top hat... from my goth days. See kids, having a goth faze pays off eventually. No, I can't take credit for making an amazing cos-play outfit worthy of competition standards, but I can take credit for rounding up a decent non-synthetic cosplay in less than a week.

Next year I've decided I'm just going to go as a Pokemon. Pokemonz depict less drama. Seriously.